No full recap for this one, but I'm happy to report that Jacob is leaving us at last. And he goes as he arrived, with an overwrought rendition of "God Bless the Child." He and Lauren wind up in the bottom two, Lauren weeping almost from the beginning of the show. Jimmy wryly acknowledges the scolding he got from the judges for giving Haley bad advice, but of course Haley saved herself with "Rising Sun" at the end of the show, so no harm no foul.
Oh, also there was a whole lotta J.Lo. Her dancing pants were bad--unflattering crotch. That's all you need to know!