Saturday, November 5, 2011

A Day in the Life of an Eggitor*

 "Do de doh...I wonder what the mail will bring today?"

 "Why hello, Mail Dude! Here is that submission the agent was so excited about."

 "Wow, this is really terrible! He thought he'd get half a mil for this?"

 "Agents who overpitch drive me nuts. Wait'll I tell the gang about this one."

 "We donned snorkel gear because we heard this one was a real stinker." 

 "Hee! Ha! Hoo-boy!"

"What a day. Let's go to the bar."

*Inspired by a particularly terrible query a friend showed me today.  
Now with working pictures (I hope)!


delilah, the unruly helpmeet said...

The egg snorkels do not disappointed. LOL'd, would LOL again. =)

Janet Reid said...

oh please god, I hope that wasn't one of mine!

Abby said...

Definitely not, Janet!

Andy Jones said...

If you love eggs, you should investigate Delicate Adventures by our fellow UC Davis Aggie, Pete Glanting: